Why the heck do you want a day devoted to you. Besides, why would you want a day when you can have a religion. Then you can have people worship you as their god and give you money. You can also declare war against ever innocent group that the book of Klendy says is bad.
But, I guess technically you're not a religion until you get 1 million followers. Until then, you're just a cult. But hey, that's cool too. We could wear ominous robes with Trogdor's picture on them and burn torches and chant in a nonsense language.
And a religion devoted to me... how scary. Me having a religion would be contradictory since the book of Andrew preaches that religion is bad, thus causing the religion to work against itself. And even if people were stoopid enough to join it (they probably would be), I'd just end up waging war against every other religion until they were all destroyed. Then, in the spirit of religion=bad, we'd have to commit a mass suicide after we'd accomplished our goal, ultimately leaving 95% of the population dead.
Well, at least it'd solve our overpopulation problems.
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Why the heck do you want a day devoted to you. Besides, why would you want a day when you can have a religion. Then you can have people worship you as their god and give you money. You can also declare war against ever innocent group that the book of Klendy says is bad.
But, I guess technically you're not a religion until you get 1 million followers. Until then, you're just a cult. But hey, that's cool too. We could wear ominous robes with Trogdor's picture on them and burn torches and chant in a nonsense language.
How Fun!!!
heheh... Athiests dont bode well with religion.
NOr do a agnsoticts ky. Its like should i hate "god" or should i accept "him" like everyone's telling me to. I have no clue whats to do anymore.
I declare that relegion's weird.
lol I love the pic, when are you going to take Art? When you do join Art club, we have so much fun lol.
And you are strange, i would never think to randomly create a natonal holliday about myself.
And Andrew, seriously you need a relegion devoted to you. Love your thought process. ~~~keep on burn-inating the pesants~~~
I agree I am an atheist too but I am just saying that if I did join a religion it would have Trogdor in it. He is clearly all powerful.
And a religion devoted to me...
how scary. Me having a religion would be contradictory since the book of Andrew preaches that religion is bad, thus causing the religion to work against itself. And even if people were stoopid enough to join it (they probably would be), I'd just end up waging war against every other religion until they were all destroyed. Then, in the spirit of religion=bad, we'd have to commit a mass suicide after we'd accomplished our goal, ultimately leaving 95% of the population dead.
Well, at least it'd solve our overpopulation problems.
Eat the Cheese! Eat the Cheese!
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