Nute Gunray Fan Fiction.

Nute Gunray stepped off the transport and into the dirty air of Mustafar. He looked around and took in his surroundings. The ash in the air burned his amphibious nostrils and lungs.

“Bah! Grievous is a fool to send us here!” he stated to no one in particular. But, he got an answer, and this startled him.

“But Nute! The Republic would not DARE search such a nasty planet for us!” San Hill had stated from beside him.

The Muun stood unfazed as the Nemodian tried to look intimidating. Standing on the tips of his toes to accommodate for his unbelievably short stature. Compared to San anyway. He also puffed out in his face, and made an “angry face” if Nemodians can do so. He ended up looking like a pouting child who was not getting his way.

His hands curled into fists, he slid back into his Villainous slump, or tried to. He bumped into something… He spun around, facing a Mustafarian Lava Harvester. The cool metallic armor had bruised his fragile green skin. Nute ‘Hmmphed’ and walked on. ”Nute Wait” Said The Illustrious Banker, “I…. I need you, I love you Nute”. The Alien Suddenly turned around and looked at him. “ I’m not sure what no say San, I have harbored feelings for you, But I am Afraid of What Sideous Will do to this Forbidden Relationship”. San Smiled And Answered Back,” Don’t Worry No one will find out, I promise Nutie”. With that He walked Up to the Federation Leader, And Closing his eyes began to come towards him, Nute Also Accepted this invitation and together, they were one. Almost as soon as it begun, they were interrupted by a Voice. “Sir” the Droid spoke, “Our Probe Droids, have informed us that Grievous Has died at The hands Of A Jedi, Should we try and recover the Corpse?” Nute, embarrassed by the droid seeing them, Sheepishly said,” Why? The Body is no use to us. Assemble the other delegates this calls for a meeting.” The Droid Saluted and said “BZZZZT Yessir.” San Looked at Nute and said, “You Know there just Driods, They Won’t Know If what we are doing is wrong or right. Just Relax, Don’t do it when you want to get to it” Nute Looked At Him, “what Was that?” “Oh”, San Said, “ I have just been listening to some of my old vinyl’s lately.”

Nute, Overjoyed said “ OH really? Oh I haven’t listened to that Boy George either.” San Answered, “ Is that the guy who sings That One Song? You know, Chama-Chama-Chama-Chama-Chama Chameleon.” Nute Said, “Ya that guy, Remember the concert we saw of him on that pretty little Planet? Oh what was it called?” “Earth”, Said San,”I think or maybe Saturn I can’t remember those hick-Planet’s, They’re so Primitive” At

That they proceed to walk to the conference room. They entered the room and saw everyone looking at them, staring in complete disbelief, Nute and San Were Still Holding each other’s hands. They both turned red and looked away, San Managed to choke out that it was their “buddy system” So they don’t get lost in the winding Corridors. Nute Managed to leak out that, “there are so few signs you might as well be at the DMV, Cuz’ you’re going nowhere.” The crowd seemed to take that excuse, For Now at least. Wat looked at them and said, “ The republic will be here within the week. Gentlemen, and Women, The Confederacy Of Independent Systems Is over, I suggest you meet with your home worlds and confer with them, that is all.” Nute looked at San and Quietly whispered to him “ What Will Happen to us now? What? Tell Me San.” San Sincerely looked at him and said, “ I just don’t know, maybe our droids will hold their armies off until we can run to another planet.” With that they walked away, to separated and angry at each other. One Week passed, The Clone Armies Landing on The Lava Planet, starting to battle the CIS’s Droid Armies. Amid The chaos of Bodies burning, droids exploding, it was terrible. The wounded cried out in pain due to the intense heat immediately cauterizing the wounds, it would sear your memory for an eternity. All while battle rages back and forth, San Looked helplessly Around for Nute, He walked down a corridor to see a Control room streaming with Droids, Suddenly The projector turned a Soft Blue and Clones Started streaming from the exact room, only moments ago Having his Metallic Soldiers battle for the safety of him. Frightened he closed the door and ran, and ran, suddenly tripping on something, it was a Fin, and it was Nute! “ Nute, what happened?” The Nemodian answered with a cough, “ I was looking for you, then a Rocket came out of nowhere, It missed me, but hit some Metal and the roof came down on me, I have been trapped here since.” The Muun looked at him and sat down beside him. The watched the rest of the battle, the clones taking no heed in noticing them, After the battle they gathered their Wounded and departed, Soon The GAR’s clean-up forces would be here. But before this, they witnessed something truly epic, a Battle of the ages, between Master and Apprentice, Light and Dark, To Decide the Fate of the Galaxy, Oh And Also Those Two Jedi Guys Fought here, ya that was cool too. But for Nute and San, they did enjoy the fight between those poor, poor excuses for Jedi, and the heat from the Lava Toasted their popcorn nicely. After the battle they managed to escape and Framed Jar Jar Binks for several murders of high Officials that he didn’t even know, now he is currently spending life in maximum Facility Prison. The two are now 64 years old and living in the British Isles maintaining a Life built around A Beatles Song. But that is a completely different story, and for Now Will not be told.

The End

P.S. God I hope I’m not going to get sued for this.

P.S.S As Narrated And Written by a coalition of Funkman444 and Malaven91

Soon To BE Chapter Two Of this How ever lazy I am and want to stop writing series.